anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

(via -cigarettestainedlies)

thevices:

Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you.

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via terminus-systems)